986 Royalty-Free Audio Tracks for "F Word"

In response to a requests by plagasul in the freesound forums, me reading a piece composed by jaume ferrete i saved as "i am". You'll have to check with him on how the text was concocted.

The word society repeated with various modifiers, such as "flat society, white society, stoic society" and ending with "and piety in the nude. " done in a i'm-reading-a-serious-poem voice. A few bird chirps sneak into the background from outside.

The intro phrase, "ohp! wha's that i hear a little aromatic bigbeat!".

The phrase, "is your kidney roundup ready?", a question which can be a non sequitur or contain double entendre.

Another reading of the question, "is your kidney roundup ready?".

The words, "you must learn to accept your loneliness, for it is in this struggle we make all our costliest mistakes. ".

Reading the titles of a series of spam emails, most relating to penis supplements and male sexual performance either directly or euphemistically, as well as one title related to fashion.